I realized that if (when) I am a teacher I will have to make sure noone tries to give me apples...
1. I hate that cliche teacher crap
2. I'm allergic to apples
My spanish 3 teacher in 10th grade was allergic to chalk (ha!) so when she was annoying and/or mean people would put chalk into her drinks. It's so mean and potentially dangerous but also kind of funny. I never did that. I think she liked me.
Anyway, ideas for alternatives to apples:
1. chocolate
2. mix CDs
3. iTunes gift cards
4. tomatoes
5. earrings
When I was in high school, we had this Spanish teacher that nobody liked. She always had a mug of coffee on her desk.
ReplyDeleteWe also had a chemistry teacher that showed us some chemical substance that "would cause a terrible case of diarrhea if consumed."
I think you can guess what happened next. I'll just leave you with this advice - Don't leave uncovered drinks unattended.
tomatoes! I love it.
ReplyDeleteRyn- I plan on being well-liked. That's a hilarious story though!
ReplyDeleteJess riley- me too! Tomatoes are the new apples!
If chocolate was the teacher gift, I'd so be a teacher. That'd be the deciding factor for me.
ReplyDeleteI know! I would so give extra credit for it, too:)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I can put on my syllabus:
"Allergic to apples, please bring chocolate"
Earrings would be dangerous. They'd most likely be those cheesy teacher kind (think a version of those holiday vests for the ears).
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