Hot Freaks

I missed last week’s because TiVo was mad at me.

Chelsie and Mark dancing salsa: I love this couple! I really like her, I think she’s precious. Loved the dance as it seemed super intricate and upbeat. I think they’re really good about enjoying it while they dance and it comes across that way. Woop! “I want to stab you, you’re so gorgeous” (Mia) hahah!

Comfort and Thayne dancing hip hop: Yuck, I do not like he, but I do love these choreographers! OK, the beginning was awesome and then it kind of died on me…until the weird simulated sex part. I think that the choreography was better than the dancing.

Jessica and Will dancing contemporary: You know what I haven’t done yet? I haven’t guessed who is sleeping together yet! What do you think-Jessica and Will? Oh yeah, the dance- Whoa I just realized he’s wearing nothing. Yabbo! She has gorgeous hair, I heart it. Oh my…this routine was intense. I think I liked it. I was a little distracted by the lack of clothing (not necessarily in a bad way, ha, he’s hot), but overall, really great. Oh and by the way, I totally think they’re doing it.

Courtney and Gev dancing cha cha: Choreographed by Anya and Pasha-interesting. Wait, Gev is Russian? Did I know this? Loving her dress-that’s so pretty! I think Gev is amazing. I can’t even remember what his original style is. I kind of groaned at the music at first, but it’s a remix so that’s a lot better and more fresh. Wow! Great job in my opinion. And they are NOT sleeping together, but he really wants to.

Kherington and Twitch krumping (or is it crumping?): I think their tactic was to pour her into those pants so no one watched the dancing! Ok, I love this couple. Anything they do is great for me. And remember what I said about wack hip hop costumes? They did a good job with these. Totally believable. Love them!

Katee and Joshua dancing the waltz: GORGEOUS beginning. I love the idea behind this dance. I think that to sell the waltz, they HAVE to have a story. Aw, I love this couple, too.

Chelsie and Mark dancing broadway: Yummm, hot music. Hott outfits. Wow, they are always having wardrobe problems0did you catch when her outfit caught on his suspender? I am in love with the blue of her dress. Woohoooooooooo I love them!!!!!!

Comfort and Thayne dancing contemporary: Hmmm….I’m not sure. I think he’s amazing and I think she’s come a long way, but they aren’t great together. Not cool to what Nigel said, though. That was way harsh. I think Thayne kicked it so shut up, judges! Comfort has pretty eyes, though. WHY IS HER NAME COMFORT?????? Aw….props to Mia for saying nice things about Thayne. She should definitely go home this week.

Jessica and Will dancing the quick step: (You notice him slap her ass? Hott.) Awesome synchronicity in the opening. Her dress is so pretty I would wear it tomorrow if I could. Hot splits in the middle choreography. They seem a bit cautious, though. They also seem to be a little tired, but I am liking the routine. I think they’re a cute couple. What I like about this couple is that they make fun of themselves. They aren’t too serious and it makes me like them even more.

Courtnee and Gev dancing jazz: I am not always a fan of a prop. Wow, cool opening sequence. Oooh, I like this one! Very entertaining, at least. Maybe didn’t showcase them enough, I dunno. I liked it.

Kherington and Twitch dancing a smooth tango: YAY THEY ARE DANCING TO AWESOME MUSIC. It feels a little slow to me, but I love them so I don’t careJ This didn’t grab me like some other routines, but they’re so good otherwise that they better make it through.

Katee and Joshua dancing bollywood: I am excited about this new style! She is gorgeous in this style! He kicks it, too. Wow, I LIKE THIS A LOT. It’s so energetic! And bad ass for a dance number to require knee pads;)

I think Comfort and who knows who will be kicked off. The guys are all too good.

XO,

SVR