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Sunday, July 04, 2010

The Blood Is Love

I don't care if people don't like Twilight. To each their own, right? And it's not like I like everything. I loathe ugly Betty, have never seen Lord of the Rings and really wasn't that excited about Transformers. But since Twilight is extremely popular right now, people love to hate it. And since I work at a bookstore, where every other request is for the books or movies, I hear about it A LOT. The following are the most common complaints about the story I hear:

1. Vampires Don't Sparkle

Ummm, vampires aren't real. It's like saying the Boogie Monster isn't green. Um, he's not real so if a writer wants to make him blue and yellow polka dots, he/she can.



What about Vampire Diaries which allows many of its vamps to be out during the day because of a special ring? It's just another element to the story. Not a big deal.

2. Edward is controlling.

I often hear people say that Bella is a horrible role model. I'm sorry, but last I checked the book was classified as fiction. I never read it for my own self help. And if you've read the books, you'd know that Edward is trying to protect Bella. She's a klutz and always getting hurt and then she has a crazed vampire after her! Of course he wants to be by her side all the time.



3. Robert Pattinson is not that good looking.

Um, you're wrong.



4. The book is not good for feminists.


THANK GOODNESS!

5. Stephenie Meyer is not a good writer.

Yes, she is. She's a good writer, not a great writer. Better than I am, for sure. Have I ever written a novel? Nope. Do I even have an idea for a novel? Nope. She wrote something that has engaged a gazillion people. Now, if those people don't realize there are bigger and better things out there, that's their fault!

5. No sex.


This bothered me at first, too. Most know that Stephenie Meyer is very conservative in her beliefs and I was annoyed she wrote books with abstinence as the lesson. BORING. BUT storywise, it is explained: Edward is afraid he'll kill her if they get it on. Yes, it's also because he wants to be married, but what's wrong with that? Though not common, that is still the belief of many people. But mostly I just focus on the fact that he is afraid she'll get hurt.

6. Kristen Stewart sucks.

I don't think she does. Also, I think she's just really shy and awkward. How would you handle a million questions thrown at you and people falling over themselves to get to you? Um, scary. I say stupid shit all the time, but luckily no one is taping it and reporting it to the world.



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XO,
SVR

6 comments:

Tess said...

This is almost exactly my view. People who groan the second they hear the word "Twilight" immediately bring to mind the Shakespearean phrase: "Methinks the lady doth protest too much." If it truly didn't matter to them, they wouldn't make such a huge deal behind it. These days everybody has to out-hate each other, making sure to hate all the right things. What we all just shared the things we liked?

Miss Scarlet said...

And what's wrong with liking something just because it's entertaining? Not everything has to be life changing and profound. It's like pop music- it makes me happy sometimes, but I would never put a Britney Spears song up against Beethoven.

Miss Scarlet said...

Oh, and I'm not against women and their rights and stuff, I just think it's ridiculous to require everything to be all "I AM WOMAN. HEAR ME ROAARR!" Sometimes a girl just wants to be girl and there is nothing wrong with that!

Serena said...

Hahaha.

rooroo said...

he's SO pretty.

Randi said...

My beef is just with the sparklyness of the vampires... sorry dude, it's just too weird for me.