Thursday, January 10, 2008

Hard To Concentrate

I have Transformers on. No one told me there were effing subtitles. I have issues with subtitles because I tend to multi-task while watching movies and reading words on a screen is usually not one of the tasks.

Today at work I made a Brad Pitt display. This filled me with immense joy and I spent the rest of the day telling everyone about it. Not only did I place all of his movies in a prominent location, but I ranked and then ordered them by hottness.

A sampling:

1. Friends- "I hate you!" Omg, so hott.
2.Mr. And Mrs. Smith- hott.
3. Troy- 1/2 hott.
4. The Mexican- blonde hottness
5. Spygame- OMG espionage hottness.
6. 12 Monkeys- Crazy hottness.
7. Legends Of The Fall- Sometimes too grizzly...but still hottness.
8. Babel- Ranks lower because he looks older...but still hott.
9. Sinbad- Just his voice...hott.

There are some obvious omissions (Interview With The Vampire, The Devil's Own, Across The Tracks, etc.), but we didn't have everything there. One glaring absence from the list is Fight Club, which is not only one of my favorite movies, but contains what may be the hottest Brad Pitt moment ever:

Holy hell,



dara said...

One year when I was in college, I had Brad's Legends of the Fall Poster next to my bed. Every morning, I would wake up and look at him and smile. And, occasionally, mostly to amuse my roommate, I would say "Good morning, Brad!" So I would personally rank that one higher. My top 3 would probably be (1) Troy; (2) Legends of the Fall; (3) (tie) Fight Club and Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Oh, and you're missing A River Runs Through It. He is way tragically hot in that one.

Ant said...

I think you have a condition my dear...

Fight Club is a fantastic movie though. This is probably sacrilege on this blog but I preferred the other guy (Edward Norton) and want him to play me when my life becomes interesting enough to have a movie written about it.

(One day...)

Cheryl said...

yummy...and transformers has subtitles? Really? weird.

PrincessPolly said...

That Friends episode he was in was HILARIOUS. Although you need to try and get a hold of a dvd called "Star Stories" which has a whole different take on it . . .