Celebrity Skin

I'm not "live-blogging" or anything, but I keep having comments to make about the Golden Globes:

+ My star crushes are being reignited: Leonardo Dicaprio, Stephen Moyer, Colin Farrel (for hot sex in an alternate reality where he has not been a man whore.), etc.

+ People annoying me: Miley Cyrus (pretty dress, though. Just don't talk. And why is Miley's mom trying to show so much leg? Wow.) Evan Rachel Wood (eat.), etc.

+ Brad Pitt better win.

+Meryl Streep better not win!

+ Okay, I <3 True Blood and Anna Paquin, but I just had to wikipedia her to see where she's from. She's Canadian...so is she just doing the accent to not confuse fans of the show??

+ OMG AMERICA FERRERA GO AWAY!!!!!! I hate Ugly Betty.

+ I love the fashion. I really like the choices this year.

+ 7:32pm when I spotted Brad Pitt. *Swoon*

+ Kate Winslet exudes classiness. <3

+ Anne Hathaway. Hmmm...I used to like you and then your lips and eyes took over your face. Please do something so I like you again.

+ Brad Pitt and AJ just ignored Ryan Seacrest. WOW.ZERS. Ryan said, "They were rushed in..." Yeah, right.

+ Megan Fox is gorgeous. Doesn't she die her hair dark, though? She's a little weird in the interviews, though. Yikes! Oh wait, I don't care how small her waist is.

+ They should just do picture-in-picture of Brad Pitt so we can watch him the whole time.

XO,
SVR

P.S. I'll be back.

Asking For It

I like to steal other people's ideas. No, I kid. I'm a kidder. But I am going to steal an idea from Kristabella today (who, I think, borrowed it from someone else). So anyway, people sometimes get to my blog via random google searches, right? Well, until now these keywords were only known by me. Today, though, I am going to share....I can tell you're excited.

• "You-tell-me-that-you-love-me, but you never wa"- Hmmm? Cake? Now I have that song in my head. Thanks a lot.
• "dawson's creek quotes art imitates life"- Awesome because I am always saying how my life either is, or I want it to be just like Dawson's Creek. Love me some Pacey!
• "where's the party techno"- Sounds like you lost your DJ. Might I suggest one?
• "it's too late to apologize dances"- You should never apologize for how you dance. Work it! Own it!
  
• "vanessa crazy cunt"- This one makes sense. She is crazy. In the best possible way.
  
• "crowd surf boobs"- This is why I do NOT crowd surf!
• "witty comebacks innuendos"- Why don't you just email me.
  

Well, sorta fun. I dunno.

XO,
SVR