Level One: 5 Celebrities I Can Hook Up With Should The Occasion Arise At Any Point In My Life No Matter My Relationship Status:
1. Brad Pitt- Wouldn't it be effed up if he wasn't on my list even though I am completely
2. Justin Timberlake- My Gawd, he oozes sex.
3. George Clooney- He's on my list because as the list gets older, he gets hotter. It's win-win.
4. Billy Corgan- It would be really angry sex, I think. OR, he would surprise me and have lots of candles and make me meditate first. But I would make him sing for me so that's okay.
5. Ben Affleck- He's sweet-hott. I've always been a fan. And he's so tall. Yum!
Honorable Mentions: Bob Nanna (feels weird to say that), David Letterman, Michael Vartan, Dave Grohl (the only reason he didn't make the list is because he has a cute family now), Ewan McGregor
Level Two: 5 People I Would Switch Teams For. Note: I Do Not WANT To Switch Teams, But This Is A Part Of The Game:
1. Angelina Jolie- I have yet to decide if it's because she gets to bone Brad Pitt or just because she's hott.
2. Giselle- And maybe she'd bring me some free clothing samples! Plus, she's hott. She's a supermodel for goodness sake!
3. Christina Aguilera- She's dirrty.
4. Lauren Graham- I love Gilmore Girls that much!
5. Paris Hilton- We share a birthday.
Honorable Mention: Lindsay Lohan (but not clean, borrrrring. It's why she wasn't #5.)
Level Three: 5 Celebrity Couples With Whom I Would Have A Threesome. Note: Both Will Definitely Be There So Choose Wisely:
1. Victoria and David Beckham- I'm not copying Jordan, I swear. They're hott. Both of them. Have you seen the photos from W????!!!!
2. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie- I can totally see them forgetting I am there.
3. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani- It would be super fashionable.
4. Johnny Depp and that French Chick- Johnny doesn't make my Top 5 Guys list, but makes it here because of lack of options.
5. Len Wiseman and Kate Beckinsale- I have no idea. I will probably change this spot soon after posting this.
So there you go! I guess I'll go get this laminated...