In an effort to not post about how tired I am, because yes, I do know I'm not the only one, I will write about something completely random: Soap Operas.
Now that I can get home from work by 3pm and am too tired* to do anything productive, I've been tuning into good ol' Guiding Light from 3-4pm as I check email and catch up on blogs. Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays I have class at six so I also watch Oprah from 4-5pm before I leave. Without the laundry and dusting, I'm a housewife**.
There are many things to love about soap operas. I love how there are "CBS people" and "ABC Watchers"" and generally, the viewer has an allegiance to a certain channel. I am a CBS watcher and have been ever since I remember watching them with my mom when I was younger. And my mom? She's been watching CBS ever since she watched them with my grandmother. It's almost impossible to change stations unless you watch with someone else because even though the storylines progress at a snail's pace, it's tough to know everyone's back story.
When I was in college, my roommate Cara and I had a very similar schedule one year so she started watching Guiding Light at 3pm with me. I was able to give her the backstory on every character and while she often had to ask questions, she quickly caught on. So since she was so accomodating to my 3pm TV need, I started watching Passions on NBC for her at 2pm. Passions is arguably the funniest soap opera ever. There was a character for awhile named Timmy (?) who was a little person and would drink...Martimmys.
I watched both shows after college while living in Richmond when I was home during the afternoons, but of course, once I started working during the day, I stopped watching. I don't exactly miss them...believe me. They're terrible! As I've been catching up a little on Guiding Light these past couple of weeks I've started to wonder if they're trying something new on set and that would be not giving the actors their scripts until right before they say action. The acting is painful now and it really seems like they're doing ad-libbing or something.
I've rambled on long enough. Please enjoy the following Top 7.5 Greatest Things About Soap Operas!
7.5. You won't a...
7. You can go about two feet away from someone and use your normal voice and they won't be able to hear you.
6. Your house will only have one, maybe two rooms. (Less to clean!)
5. Even if you're in love with your sisters husband there is always hope.
4. Death is never as final as it sounds.
3. You can watch only Friday and Monday and never miss a thing
2. Holidays last at least an entire week.
1. Children grow up in a matter of months sometimes. The baby of today will be a teenager by Christmas.
*Haha, got it in there, didn't I?
**Except, I'm sooooo not. Wish I was, though.