Things I Am Overhearing While Using WiFi In The Barnes & Noble Cafe*:
"You're not a Republican. That means you're a Conservative Democrat. No, you're a Federalist."
"Once I can vote, I will care."
"I have a moderate amount of gelatinous material that surrounds...(I missed the rest because I literally laughed out loud."
"Hot chocolate has no coffee in it."
"I have had three years of cottillion ettiquete courses." "So have I!"
"I'm a hopeless romantic."
"Dude, How rich are you?"
"My Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays are all 19 hour days."
I can't do this anymore. I need to listen to my iPod.
*Or almost titled, "Things Too Good To Miss By Turning My iPod On"