Friday, February 02, 2007

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Things I Am Overhearing While Using WiFi In The Barnes & Noble Cafe*:

"You're not a Republican. That means you're a Conservative Democrat. No, you're a Federalist."

"Once I can vote, I will care."

"I have a moderate amount of gelatinous material that surrounds...(I missed the rest because I literally laughed out loud."

"Hot chocolate has no coffee in it."

"I have had three years of cottillion ettiquete courses." "So have I!"

"I'm a hopeless romantic."

"Dude, How rich are you?"

"My Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays are all 19 hour days."

I can't do this anymore. I need to listen to my iPod.

*Or almost titled, "Things Too Good To Miss By Turning My iPod On"


Serena said...

And the sad thing is that you know you'll have to see/hear them again.

DC Celine said...

These are absolutely amazing - and completely believable - snippets of society. Made my day.

Miss Scarlet said...

It was terrible.