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Friday, December 15, 2006

Quicksand

Even though I'm bordering on exhaustion*, I was a little disappointed at my lack of plans for the evening. I hesitate to say that since it's partly my own damn fault and I also don't want to make the sick or the relaxing feel badly about it**. I guess I feel like I'm wasting one of the rare weekend nights when I don't have to open the next morning at BN. I always have to leave the parties or nights out to make my long drive home in order to be coherent for the next day. It sucks being an old woman=/ A boring, lame, poor-as-fuck old woman.


OK, Now...something funny. Come on, I can do it. Did anything funny happen today? Today I spent 8 hours saying and doing the same thing over and no it had nothing to do with Sting and tantric anything. Ew! There was one funny moment when a little girl who was maybe 5 years old pointed to a CD and said to her mom, "There's your boyfriend, mommy!" The mom looked at the CD and said, "Um, no, honey. That's Rod Stewart." Things to wonder here:

+Does mom indeed have a boyfriend and does the dad know?
+Does mom's boyfriend look like Rod Stewart? Yabbo.


That's all I've got. I'll try to do better tomorrow.


XO,
SVR


*It's my blog and I'll exaggerate if I want to!
**Not that they would or should. I'm just covering my bases here. You know how sometimes things written online can be read way wrong? Yeah, exactly.

5 comments:

Pam said...

Hope today is better for you!

Anonymous said...

You do yourself a dis-service: that was pretty funny... :o)

Miss Scarlet said...

Pam- THanks! I was just REALLY tired.

Ant- Thanks, bear.

Kristabella said...

OK, that was HILARIOUS! Did you laugh out loud on the spot? Because I totally would have. I'm laughing out loud at my desk.

Miss Scarlet said...

Kristabella- Haha, yeah, I did laugh out loud. I'm always cracking up at the kids there. There is this one kid who is just like Napoleon Dynamite and listens on the listening station and dances JUST like Napoleon. I love him!