After two years together, I thought I could trust you. I thought you knew me and what I needed out of our relationship and I never in a million years thought you would do this to me.
How on earth could you not tape Gilmore Girls, TiVo?!
I get home from orchestra rehearsal and settle down with my dinner to enjoy an hour of Stars Hollow wit and banter and what do I get instead? Channel 4 news?? It pains me to even type out the words. And taunting me with the episode's summary. That was low, TiVo. Really low.
And what really shows me that our relationship is in trouble is the fact that you were taping Boston Legal when I got home at 10pm. Really? Do I watch any lawyer shows now that The Practice is over? No, I do not. Do I have William Shatner on my keyword list for shows to tape? Oh no no no, I do not. To tape Boston Legal and not The Bourne Identity, which was on at the same time, really shows me how little you know about me.
You've been warned, TiVo. Shape up...or else.