Everybody Knows That You Are Insane

It might be time for this....


More Things To Know About Me:

• If I say "Just kidding", it's a lie.
• 90% of my flirting is based on truth and I would back it up with actions. (Unless it's really out there, but you should be able to tell, right?)
• If you think I'm flirting with you, I probably am.
• Not everything I say is a joke.
• If I feel as though I have annoyed someone, I will do a 180 in behavior...or I just will shut down*
• If I am made to feel stupid or feel stupid in a situation, I will shut down.
• I hate to do errands. I will put off forever tasks like going to the bank, post office, and gas station.
• I like to be the center of attention, but only when I am in control of it.
• I speak quickly.
• My mind moves even faster.
• If I even suspect the bread will be mushy, I will not eat it.
• Scraping off the sour cream is not enough. I will not eat it.
• I hate to be told what to do. I do deal with this since it's necessary sometimes.
• If I'm about to cry...I most likely will:(
• I cry when frustrated. Not sad.
• Cheese and ketchup do not mix.
• I hate for people to ask me "What's wrong?" but I do want them to wonder what's wrong and then to try to make me happy again. I think one of my facial expressions comes across as "Oh Gawd! Things Suck!" when it's supposed to be "I'm Deep In Thought And Perplexed".
• Sometimes I laugh at jokes I don't get.
• Sometimes I cause a screeching halt to the fun because I say, "I don't get it" in response to a joke.
• I will use honey mustard with everything.
• I hypocritically hate hypocrites.

XO,
SVR


*That sounds way more melodramatic than it really is.