Celebrity Skin

I'm not "live-blogging" or anything, but I keep having comments to make about the Golden Globes:

+ My star crushes are being reignited: Leonardo Dicaprio, Stephen Moyer, Colin Farrel (for hot sex in an alternate reality where he has not been a man whore.), etc.

+ People annoying me: Miley Cyrus (pretty dress, though. Just don't talk. And why is Miley's mom trying to show so much leg? Wow.) Evan Rachel Wood (eat.), etc.

+ Brad Pitt better win.

+Meryl Streep better not win!

+ Okay, I <3 True Blood and Anna Paquin, but I just had to wikipedia her to see where she's from. She's Canadian...so is she just doing the accent to not confuse fans of the show??

+ OMG AMERICA FERRERA GO AWAY!!!!!! I hate Ugly Betty.

+ I love the fashion. I really like the choices this year.

+ 7:32pm when I spotted Brad Pitt. *Swoon*

+ Kate Winslet exudes classiness. <3

+ Anne Hathaway. Hmmm...I used to like you and then your lips and eyes took over your face. Please do something so I like you again.

+ Brad Pitt and AJ just ignored Ryan Seacrest. WOW.ZERS. Ryan said, "They were rushed in..." Yeah, right.

+ Megan Fox is gorgeous. Doesn't she die her hair dark, though? She's a little weird in the interviews, though. Yikes! Oh wait, I don't care how small her waist is.

+ They should just do picture-in-picture of Brad Pitt so we can watch him the whole time.

XO,
SVR

P.S. I'll be back.

Fashion

Heidi Klum and Seal- They annoy me. Her voice annoys me. The red dress is pretty. The hair leaves something to be desired...

George Clooney- Is hott. And lucky because he just gets hotter and hotter. I always wonder what someone like Heidi Klum will be like in about 15 years. Will we even know who she is then? Do we care? Bad example. George Clooney is so charming. I love that about him. I also like that he makes jokes and isn't afraid of being a little un-pc.

Patrick Dempsey- Is McHott.

Anne Hathaway- I like her dress. Love red and it looks great with her hair and complexion. BUT, try to look more natural. I know you have to pose for the cameras, but maybe practice in front of the mirror. (Am I channeling Tyra?!) Note: She's redeeming herself in her E! interview. Good job, Anne.

Saiurse Ronan- I had wanted to see Atonement before the Oscars, but never got around to it. I will, though! She came with her dad-that's adorable. Her hair is a bit severe. Aw, she's cute, though.

James McAvoy- "He's a Scot." Yeah, I know! Yum! Oh he's such a cutie. And that accent. I'm a sucker.

Kelly Preston- I love love love the color of her dress. Such a hott yellow.

Miley Cyrus- Love her!!!! Gorgeous dress.

Jennifer Garner- I love how she runs from the umbrella. Haha. She rules. OMG and Gary Busey is drunk and hugging her. "That was nice." "Where is Ben?" (Exactly, WHERE IS HE I LOVE HIM!) Her dress is pretty. She can do no wrong in my mind. Pretty hair, too.

Jessica Alba- *snore* I don't care that she's pregnant. She's boring. I do like the color of her dress, though. I also like the braids in her hair.

Amy Adams- I haven't seen Enchanted. I like the color of her dress, but am not sure about the cut up top. I also think she should have done something a bit more daring, but that's just me...otherwise people are going to keep asking her about The Office.

Kristin Chenowith- DoNotCare

Keri Russell- Ali loves her so I do, too. I've forgiven her for cutting her hair and even though I haven't seen August Rush (but will because I love JRM) I loved Waitress. Oh, and Felicity.

Jennifer Hudson- Go away. Thanks.

Cameron Diaz- Pretty hair and dress. She always looks good and to be honest, I am never sure if I like her or not. She dated Mr. JT so props for that.

Hilary Swank- Vom. Can't stand her.

Katherine Heigl- Love red, but I am not a fan of the hair. I'm also still annoyed she said Knocked Up was sexist.

Renee Zellweger- EAT. Also, bad hair. Really bad.

Cate Blanchett- I love her! Great dress. She can do no wrong, also.

Futuresex/Lovesound

Jordan Baker, over at Dealing With Subterfuges, just posted her own "Free Pass" lists and I figured it would be good to have my own on file. Do not judge. Also, my internet sucks so no pictures-deal with it.

Level One: 5 Celebrities I Can Hook Up With Should The Occasion Arise At Any Point In My Life No Matter My Relationship Status:

1. Brad Pitt- Wouldn't it be effed up if he wasn't on my list even though I am completely obsessed infatuated with him?
2. Justin Timberlake- My Gawd, he oozes sex.
3. George Clooney- He's on my list because as the list gets older, he gets hotter. It's win-win.
4. Billy Corgan- It would be really angry sex, I think. OR, he would surprise me and have lots of candles and make me meditate first. But I would make him sing for me so that's okay.
5. Ben Affleck- He's sweet-hott. I've always been a fan. And he's so tall. Yum!

Honorable Mentions: Bob Nanna (feels weird to say that), David Letterman, Michael Vartan, Dave Grohl (the only reason he didn't make the list is because he has a cute family now), Ewan McGregor


Level Two: 5 People I Would Switch Teams For. Note: I Do Not WANT To Switch Teams, But This Is A Part Of The Game:

1. Angelina Jolie- I have yet to decide if it's because she gets to bone Brad Pitt or just because she's hott.
2. Giselle- And maybe she'd bring me some free clothing samples! Plus, she's hott. She's a supermodel for goodness sake!
3. Christina Aguilera- She's dirrty.
4. Lauren Graham- I love Gilmore Girls that much!
5. Paris Hilton- We share a birthday.

Honorable Mention: Lindsay Lohan (but not clean, borrrrring. It's why she wasn't #5.)

Level Three: 5 Celebrity Couples With Whom I Would Have A Threesome. Note: Both Will Definitely Be There So Choose Wisely:

1. Victoria and David Beckham- I'm not copying Jordan, I swear. They're hott. Both of them. Have you seen the photos from W????!!!!
2. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie- I can totally see them forgetting I am there.
3. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani- It would be super fashionable.
4. Johnny Depp and that French Chick- Johnny doesn't make my Top 5 Guys list, but makes it here because of lack of options.
5. Len Wiseman and Kate Beckinsale- I have no idea. I will probably change this spot soon after posting this.


So there you go! I guess I'll go get this laminated...


XO,
SVR

Opinion

Even though I didn't watch the Oscars last night or see more than one of the nominated films (Little Miss Sunshine), I still put my two cents in whenever I could today:

"Reese Witherspoon is my new fashion idol." Seriously, her hair? It's my new goal in life.

"Jennifer Hudson sucks, I don't like her." I don't like rags to riches stories. Not that she used to be poor because I don't really know anything about her, but she was on American Idol and that's bad enough. And she's not as good as people are making it seem. Do you know how many shows I've seen her on where she doesn't hit the correct notes? And I hate musicals where they sing everything. Yuck! (No, I haven't seen Dreamgirls.)

"I don't know if I'll watch them on TiVo when I get home...Brad Pitt was a no-show." I was hoping for some audience shots of my boo*. I fast-forwarded through it when I got home from work slowing down to take in m back-up boos, Clive Owen, George Clooney, and Leonardo Dicaprio**.

"That's the Oscar I'm going to win." Best Adapted Screenplay


I did buy Babel the other day, but haven't watched it yet. I know I'll like it, that's a given. I am still a little sad Brad Pitt wasn't there. I wish I could say it was because he was busy adopting me. Heh heh, adopting...

XO,
SVR

*That's for you, Senor Beavis.
**Not a conclusive list.