Wednesday, January 30, 2008


Jordan Baker, over at Dealing With Subterfuges, just posted her own "Free Pass" lists and I figured it would be good to have my own on file. Do not judge. Also, my internet sucks so no pictures-deal with it.

Level One: 5 Celebrities I Can Hook Up With Should The Occasion Arise At Any Point In My Life No Matter My Relationship Status:

1. Brad Pitt- Wouldn't it be effed up if he wasn't on my list even though I am completely obsessed infatuated with him?
2. Justin Timberlake- My Gawd, he oozes sex.
3. George Clooney- He's on my list because as the list gets older, he gets hotter. It's win-win.
4. Billy Corgan- It would be really angry sex, I think. OR, he would surprise me and have lots of candles and make me meditate first. But I would make him sing for me so that's okay.
5. Ben Affleck- He's sweet-hott. I've always been a fan. And he's so tall. Yum!

Honorable Mentions: Bob Nanna (feels weird to say that), David Letterman, Michael Vartan, Dave Grohl (the only reason he didn't make the list is because he has a cute family now), Ewan McGregor

Level Two: 5 People I Would Switch Teams For. Note: I Do Not WANT To Switch Teams, But This Is A Part Of The Game:

1. Angelina Jolie- I have yet to decide if it's because she gets to bone Brad Pitt or just because she's hott.
2. Giselle- And maybe she'd bring me some free clothing samples! Plus, she's hott. She's a supermodel for goodness sake!
3. Christina Aguilera- She's dirrty.
4. Lauren Graham- I love Gilmore Girls that much!
5. Paris Hilton- We share a birthday.

Honorable Mention: Lindsay Lohan (but not clean, borrrrring. It's why she wasn't #5.)

Level Three: 5 Celebrity Couples With Whom I Would Have A Threesome. Note: Both Will Definitely Be There So Choose Wisely:

1. Victoria and David Beckham- I'm not copying Jordan, I swear. They're hott. Both of them. Have you seen the photos from W????!!!!
2. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie- I can totally see them forgetting I am there.
3. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani- It would be super fashionable.
4. Johnny Depp and that French Chick- Johnny doesn't make my Top 5 Guys list, but makes it here because of lack of options.
5. Len Wiseman and Kate Beckinsale- I have no idea. I will probably change this spot soon after posting this.

So there you go! I guess I'll go get this laminated...


Monday, January 28, 2008

Just A Simple Plan

The birthday planning has commenced!!!!!!! T minus 19 days until this biatch turns the big Two Eight. I am beyond excited as I love love love birthdays. Today, at a work meeting, the elders said I would soon tire of my birthday since it's not exciting to get older. To this I laughed and said, "Do you know me at all!?" I LOVE birthdays. Being 28 is going to be great, I just know it. 27 has been hella good and each year just gets better, right?


Sunday, January 27, 2008

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Demon Barber Of Fleet Street

I saw Sweeney Todd last night. I wasn't sure going into to it because I am very picky when it comes to musicals*, but since so many people had raved about it, I figured it would be good. wasn't terrible, I will give it that. But it also wasn't "amazing" as I had been told from a variety of people. The thing about musicals is that they are cheesy. The man sings to his knives-it's odd. And when people get upset, they go outside and walk down the street singing. It's difficult for me to suspend reality and not think, "Why aren't people yelling at him to shut up?!"

I did really like Sacha Baron Cohen's character and also thought Alan Rickman was awesome, but he just needs to talk and he is great. I think Johnny Depp did a good job, but not an Oscar-winning type job. Helena Bonham-Carter did well, too.

Have you see it? Thoughts? Do you agree or disagree with me?


*Yes to Cabaret and Chicago, NO to Hairspray and anything overly cheesy.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I Am The Killer

I think I have a crush on Dexter. You know, the serial killer on Showtime?

Monday, January 14, 2008

Lit Up

I just watched Once. What?! Two movies in one week? What's wrong with me.

I liked it. At first I didn't. It was and their accents were annoying me. But then they sang that one song in the studio and they got me. <3

In other news, I am awaiting the arrival of a new CD I shortlisted at work. I am very excited as the first track has me completely enamored.

Love love love.



Thursday, January 10, 2008

Hard To Concentrate

I have Transformers on. No one told me there were effing subtitles. I have issues with subtitles because I tend to multi-task while watching movies and reading words on a screen is usually not one of the tasks.

Today at work I made a Brad Pitt display. This filled me with immense joy and I spent the rest of the day telling everyone about it. Not only did I place all of his movies in a prominent location, but I ranked and then ordered them by hottness.

A sampling:

1. Friends- "I hate you!" Omg, so hott.
2.Mr. And Mrs. Smith- hott.
3. Troy- 1/2 hott.
4. The Mexican- blonde hottness
5. Spygame- OMG espionage hottness.
6. 12 Monkeys- Crazy hottness.
7. Legends Of The Fall- Sometimes too grizzly...but still hottness.
8. Babel- Ranks lower because he looks older...but still hott.
9. Sinbad- Just his voice...hott.

There are some obvious omissions (Interview With The Vampire, The Devil's Own, Across The Tracks, etc.), but we didn't have everything there. One glaring absence from the list is Fight Club, which is not only one of my favorite movies, but contains what may be the hottest Brad Pitt moment ever:

Holy hell,


Baby, Now That I've Found You

Last night I found a spare (new) pillow in the other room. Remember how that was on my list of things I wanted? How exciting! No movement on the puppy front, though.

That is all,

Friday, January 04, 2008

Ace Of Spades

I bought Motorhead's Greatest Hits CD today. Other things I would like to buy:

  • Entire JCrew catalog
  • Boat
  • Subscription to US Weekly
  • Lexus
  • Jeans
  • Nantucket Nectar Tea Lemonade
  • Puppy
  • Dog Walker
  • Pama
  • More Pillows
  • Leather Jacket (Fitted. And Dark Red. Not Like Thriller, Though.)
  • Socks

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

One Year Later

Ant said I don't have to do a 2007 wrap up so I'm not going to. And 2008? Well, so far I've been kind of tired for it. The transition from 2007 to 2008 was pretty good, though. Maybe I'll tell you about that.

I was going on about 3 hours sleep so prior to any celebrations, I had to take a nap. After said nap, I hung out with Ali and Bearthaniel and we made delicious (rich) hot chocolate and learned about meth addicts and bulimics while watching Intervention. Surprisingly, this did not ruin our appetites and we headed out in search of food. Well, we ended up at 7-11 since everything was closed. I looked like a hooker, which was awesome, since I was wearing fishnets and patent leather heels. Those Big Bites were delicious, though.

Next on the agenda was picking up Brendan and then Serena to head over to Randi's. I wasn't even sure who all would be there, besides us and Ali and Bear, but was pleasantly surprised when the following people ended up being there, too: Jonah, Tice, Kelly, MattB, Patty, and Emily.

It was a good time. We played some Texas Hold 'Em (I was winning when we took a break and we never resumed the game so therefor I am the winner of 2007!), danced, listened to awesome music (Britney, '80s!, etc.), took a gazillion pictures and all around had a good time.

Midnight was special goodness, of course. Lip locking with the hottest guy there does not result in a complaint from me:) Then we all cheek kissed everyone else and took another gazillion pictures. (I will link to these once mine are posted.)

We left the party at about 2ish, which was pretty late considering I had been up since 430am and would be getting up again at 7am* for work. So, if New Years Eve was an indicator of the year to come, it's going to be good. Not that I believe in that...but if the indicator reads "good", then why not believe in it? Hmmm.

Oh, and no resolutions. I don't make those. I am already awesome.


*Martyr baby

+Title from The Get Up Kids