Monday, March 12, 2007

The Best

In an effort to entertain myself and make work more exciting, I set up [Insert Work Name] Superlatives for the cool people to vote on. This, of course, is not company-sponsored so it's on the downlow...well, until now when I'm blogging about it. The categories are as follows:

  • Best Hair
  • Best Eyes
  • Hottest
  • Most Serious
  • Most Talkative
  • Most Likely To Succeed
  • Most Likely To Be Famous
  • Most Likely To Date/Hook Up
  • Class Clown
  • Best Dressed

I'm not asking everyone to vote because I just don't think some of them can handle it. I've already had to take the ballots away from one coworker who mocked me and then failed to follow my "Be Quiet" rule. Tsk tsk. Most people are into it...or at least pretending to be into it because they can tell how excited I am about it.

And I'll be honest with you (although it's probably no surprise), I really want to win Hottest. As the one in charge for this little Superlative game, I am privy to the ballots and know most of the names being written down for this honor. I just hope people aren't voting for me because they know I want to win...

Oh and if I do win hottest, I've decided that I get to make out with the males nominated for hottest. Win-win, eh?



Anonymous said...

Is this for voting on other bloggers? or famous people? or....I musta missed something.

You'll have to tell me so I can run and put my picture back up ;)

Ant said...

Yeah, could you explainez-vous again, where's the list that we choose from?

If it's your coworkers, you'll have to post a series of pics, in-depth resumés and bank details if we're to stand a chance of making it work...

Senor Beavis said...

I think I'm pretty useless in terms of voting on your coworkers except for wanting to rig the ballots so that douchy guy wins so you have to make out with him.

Are those who have already dated/hooked up precluded from winning that category, since that should be a slam dunk to win.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't really do that at work. There's like 6 people. It wouldn't be nearly as fun.

Now at the Niners, this would have been good times.

Mijoy said...

That is awesome!!

Miss Scarlet said...

B- No, the voting is at work.

Ant- Hmm, I'm unsure why so many people were confused. It's only people at work voting, but you can say I'm hottest anyway:)

Senor Beavis- Rig all you want:)

Kristabella- Hahhahaha, Wish I had some of your old coworkers to make out with, haha.

Mijoy- So much fun!

Ant said...

OK, I vote for Scarlet as the hottest.

(Geez, I'm just totally your bitch, aren't I? :o)

Cheryl said...

Way to keep yourself amused at work! I think you should definitely do a make-out session with the male hottie. Even if you aren't voted hottest. It's your game; you make up the rules...

Senor Beavis said...

You love him. You wanna have like ten thousand of his babies.

Miss Scarlet said...

Ant- It's a good position to be in:) And thanks!

Cheryl- THe MO Session would rule!

Senor Beavis- Troublemaker