- While you’re brushing your teeth
- While your manicure is drying
- While you’re on hold
- During commercials
- In between sets
- Watering the garden
- In between the warmup band and the band you came to see
- Waiting to pick ____ up from _____ practice
- On the Stair Master/Treadmill
- While you’re eating breakfast
- During the football game that’s on that you don’t want to actually watch
- Going up the stairs
- In the elevator at work
- Waiting in line at the grocery store
- Microwaving popcorn
- Walking your dog
- Flipping burgers
- During a fire/tornado drill
- Waiting for your laundry
- Vacuuming
- Rocking your baby
- On a merry-go-round
- In the carwash
- While the Subway sandwich artists are compiling your sandwich
- On the bus/ the train/ carpool
- Cooking risotto
- While your partner is reading
- Hiding in the work bathroom when you’re bored
- Before your (rude) date shows, thirty minutes late
- In the intermission of a play
- Filling up the Brita pitcher
- During “smoke breaks” since you don’t smoke anymore
- During the Real Housewives episode you’ve already seen 30 times
- Getting your hair done
- While the coffee percolates
- During the boring parts of your religious service
- During a pedicure
- Waiting for an interview or meeting to start
- While your cat is getting his yearly checkup
- During a shoe shine
- While they’re tattooing that tribal sign on your lower back
- DELAYED PLANE?
- During a horseback riding lesson
- In a hot tub
- Waiting for the sloowwwww bartender to get you your drink
- Inbetween shifts
- During a fit of insomnia
- While you’re doing crunches
- While you’re waiting for everyone to retweet that awesome thing you just said
- Waiting for the toast to pop up
- During your lunch break
- While your prescription is being filled
- Waiting in line to pick up Cronuts
- Doing one-armed pull-ups
- During a boring phone conversation with someone who is egocentric and doesn’t care if you participate in the conversation
- While the flight attendant is giving the seat belt demonstration (But kind of pay attention because, you know, safety)
- Sitting in your driveway while nobody comes to your garage sale
- On a float in a lazy river
- Getting a back massage
- Mid-cortisone shot
- While you’re getting your tribal tattoo lasered off
- While the fax machine is…doing its thang
- Waiting to see Hunger Games: Catching Fire because you got there four hours early
- Drying your hair
- Riding the stationary bike
- Waiting for the bathroom at a concert
- During the 8-course, prix-fixe dinner you’re eating by yourself because why not
- Boiling water for eggs or pasta
- At halftime
- Raking leaves
- In your lap during a bad date
- During a boring phone conference at work
- During the PTA meeting
- On your bike during stop lights
- In the bathtub
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
Find Time To Read
The Barnes & Noble Book Blog posted a list of 100* ways to find time to read. I'll boldface the ones I've done:)
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